what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
Bless this day in April
Praise be to the glorious gods of Mavin.
On this day the holy beings descended to the Church of Mavin, answering Mavin worshippers and graced the Tumblr tag with blessed reactions.
I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs